Fashionably stupid robbers pilfer pounds of designer clothes

Wess Haubrich
2 min readSep 1, 2021
Ramiya Johnson, source: the Smoking Gun

Add to the Dumb Criminal File.

The heist happened at a store in an outlet mall in (where else?) Florida.

On August 26, Audrey Cobb, a Tommy Hilfiger store employee in Orlando noticed two suspicious persons in the store at around 7:12 PM.

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Wess Haubrich

Horror, crime, noir with a distinctly southwestern tinge. Staff writer, former contributing editor; occultist; anthropologist of symbols.